Marmaduke

Owen Wilson. Dir. Tom Dey.

They're advertising the shit out of this ahead of its release, which of course means that they're gambling on it making most of its money on opening weekend, before word of mouth kills it off. Which means it's rubbish.

Plot? I'm sure there'll be one, of sorts.

Owen Wilson will be fine, probably, and it'll do well in France (with someone else's voice) where they like to see people fall over. But otherwise it'll be poor, right? Maybe the kids'll like it, but they'll have forgotten it completely almost immediately.

I wouldn't even steal this.